If you give a nitwit a nap

If you give a nitwit a nap she probably won’t take one. She’ll probably sneak up onto your bed and jump. While she is jumping, she might see the alarm clock next to your bed and play with the buttons. The bright red numbers on the alarm clock will probably remind her of the bright red lights on the baby monitor. And if she wants to play with the baby monitor, she may want to use it like a plunger and pretend she is unclogging the toilet. While she’s playing in the toilet, she’ll get some water on her sleeve. She’ll probably want you to change her shirt for her. Once you change her shirt, you’ll want to put the nitwit back to bed. And while you are there, you’ll probably want to check out the damage done in the bathroom. You’ll pick up the baby monitor that she has carefully put back by the side of your bed. A long, steady stream of H20 will pour out of it. And while you are still in shock over the baby monitor, you look up at the alarm clock to see the bright red numbers say that nap time for your nitwit is over.